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Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt

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I worked for Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt now defunct chain cookie shop for years while in high school. The super secrets are to of course have an amazinglytasty dough like this one, and also techique is super important: 1. Have cool, firm dough before baking, 2. Pack the dough very tight while using the scoop, and SUPER importantly is #3. Slightly UNDERbake the cookies, they should never ever reach 100% baked, more like 98.5-99% baked…this results in a mysteriously moist Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt.

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Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt

These were literally the best Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt I’ve ever made, I have people asking me to make batches at a time now! The cookie at the end just didn’t look like the right texture to me, I prefer a really chewy cookie. And she was talking saying, “really gooey middle, while still having a crunchy outside” and I just didn’t see the middle being that gooey. But the chocolate pockets looked amazing. Looks delicious, but for all your viewers outside the U.S. you should give us the measurements in grams as well. I’m too lazy to calculate how much “3/4 cup” is so I won’t try it out. Plus buzzfeed is based out of America…However to Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt above about how cups make more sense.. I have to argue that it really only makes more sense as we learn that first and metric second. Now I have no plans to weigh or do anything more than pour to get my measurements but they could provide both. However I have tons of recipes I had to convert from metric so 1 or 2 for everyone else really isn’t that big of a deal. 

I would say your criticism is illogical not because Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt is better. It’s clearly worse. It’s illogical because you are expecting a page whose audience is almost exclusively domiciled in the US to use a different standard of measurement than the US. In isolation it’s easy enough to move to a different standard, but in aggregate for a large country with 300 million people, it’s extremely difficult because existing measurements use the imperial system going back decades. It’s kind of like asking why Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt can’t move from C++ to Java. You identified a problem but not the biggest problem and not the logical solution. Problem with using cups as measurements as all things way different amounts. 1 cup of flour will be different to a cup of something else.

Stay away from Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt. At the Minnesota State Fair. They’ll trick you into believing they’re a good cookie. Until you take a bite. And then you think, ‘what in fresh hell is this!?’ But, you keep eating it, because, you REALLY want a fucking chocolate chip cookie. You end up disappointed. Chug a large glass of milk, to try to erase the taste (doesn’t work)…and then stare at the remaining heaping pile of disappointment, er, cookies…overflowing from the $20 dollar bucket. And you think, ‘Damn it! For 20 bucks, I could have bought four beers at the beer garden…’ Cripes! I should say I don’t know about this one, but! This is THE best recipe and my family just adores these cookies! Believe it or not, I don’t like the chocolate chips in them (but I make two batches, one with Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt of course), so try that sometime! It’s like a soft brown sugar cookie.

I tried them, minus the espresso powder, because I couldn’t find it. I wasn’t that impressed, they tasted too salty and way to rich and were not thick at all, I cooled for 4 hours and they are flat as pancakes. Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt is putting sugar and brown sugar together, also use real butter, not margarine. Also cooking it 8-9 minutes at 350 degrees will get you the perfect soft Dear Santa I’m sorry I ate all your cookies shirt.

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